Saturday Night Live 2
- potential lineup -
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Bush Cabinet Meeting
  President Bush meets with Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell to decide whether or not to bomb everyone and everything, interrupted by his drunken daughter

Introduction
Monologue
  Undecided as to who will do the monologue, probably Christopher Walken.

Fuchen Foods commercial
  Fake commercial promoting fake food products.They're Fuchen great!

Celebrity Jeopardy 2
  Alex takes on Sean Connery, Robert DeNiro, and Johnnie Cochran.

The Matrix: Retired
  Preview of the 4th Matrix movie. Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus must battle old age, Agents, and others to save the Zion Retirement Home.

Hardball
  Chris Matthews shouts political commentary at Trent Lott, Amy Sanborn, and Saddam Hussein.

MTV Music Awards
  Will Smith hosts the award show, which is attended by many celebrities, such as Ozzy Osbourne, Fred Durst, Monica Lewinsky, and, of course, Vanilla Ice.

Bill Brasky 2
  The Brasky guys reunite to discuss the man himself.

Musical Guest: Dr. Dre & Eminem
  Dre and Eminem perform "Forgot About Dre"

Weekend Update
  Hosted by Neal Swanger and Amanda Davis.  Guest commentary by California governor candidate Tim Calhoun.

Space: The Infinite Frontier 2
  Harry Caray spaces out with FBI agent Dana Scully and Sebastian, whom Harry and Dana mistake for an alien, though he's only just really, really gay.

Delicious Dish
  The National Public Radio ladies discuss Christmas treats with Pete Schweddy.

Roxbury Guys 2
  The guys hit the clubs and the gym in search of more hotties.

Drill Sergeant
  Sgt. O'Mary shares embarassing personal secrets with his platoon.

Musical Guest: Union Underground
  Union Underground performs "Turn Me on Mr. Dead Man"

Larry King Live
Larry discusses the upcoming presidential election with Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Al Sharpton, and 2 special guests

History Channel Presents
  The story of World War II as told
  by High School Dropouts.

IGA Board Room
  The executives at IGA discuss new products and harrass each other

Bonus Sketches:

Dr. Beaman
Theatre Stories
The Argument Sketch
Bill & Hillary
Grim Reaper at the Office
English Tea Party